Warrior Princess

who was flying

Because Elf #1 had thrown a party. Why did he throw a party?

Because there were three guys hiding in the dryer. Why were there three guys hiding in the dryer? (And more importantly, how the heck did they fit?)

Well, HYPOTHETICALLY....I'd just start talking about something going on at the time, for instance: "This school's food is always terrible. Do you know what they're serving at the salad bar?" ...

a subtle growl

9/10. Power-rangerish = cool.

Because a washing machine fell on him. Why did a washing machine fall on him?

Because the president of the North Pole is an idiot. Why is he an idiot?

.......was really ticked off because it hadn't slept in five days, so it called out its evil little bat minions and they attacked the men, who.......

L- Lord of the Rings!!!! Yeah baby!!!! XD

Because Santa was making them work overtime for minimum wage. Why was Santa making them work overtime for minimum wage?

Because little elves endowed it with sugar. Why would little elves choose to endow syrup with sugar?

I- Incubus

Nice avoidance of the question at hand. XD And I would rather eat the raw fish, because eating 50 teddy bears, cotton and all? That's just disturbing. Would you rather ...

Disney World! :)